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In TopsyTurvy Land

The people walk upon their heads 
The sea is made of sand 
The children go to school by night
In TopsyTurvy land



The sea is made of sand 
The sky sits below the ocean
In TopsyTurvy land
The boats sail on roads. 


The sky sits below the ocean 
The Fire puts out water 
The boats sail on roads 
A lot like in Harry Potter 

The fire puts out water 
The Trees grow from shoots
A lot like in Harry potter 
And veggies taste like fruits. 

The Trees grow from shoots 
The bud blooms from flowers
And veggies taste like fruits
Days and years seem like hours. 

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